This guy is such a complete moron I can't even believe it:

http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/frontpage/index.ssf?/base/news-0/104771311168115.xml

Here's my friend Dave's response:

Hahh, hahhh! Too funny!! The paper is right; every idea, even stupid ones, must run its course. I am saying, do away with the French Kiss.
From now on, straight to blow jobs.

dave